Drink Brandy Neat

you guys have no idea how much consideration goes into my artworks. they may look like 10 minutes of squiggling (which they are,) but they’re also hours and hours and hours of procrastinating, and research and planning, and internally rehearsing, and internally simulating, and angsting, and getting depressed about, and feeling anxious about, and more procrastinating goes into every project I do.

juliuscaesarofficial:

becca-morley:

history

why are there no posts about me on this 

this is an outrage

The lengths people will go to to amass images of themselves.

guys come to me i will do portraits of you in a contemporary art way.

it’s like a commissioned selfie by a professional selfie maker. literally like a modern day Durer, or Rembrandt, or Velazquez, but through to Freud, Bacon, or Hockney, or contemporaries like Jenny Saville or Ben Quilty, or Michael Landy (fuck i’m sorry it’s sorry mostly white men I just realized how few not-white-men artists i’m familiar with, and i am one, so fuck i’m really sorry).

I am to them what the lesser Da Vincis were to him. The guy in Rome trying his fucking darndest to keep up with da vinci and contributing a lot to the field, doing some amazing stuff (paintings or whatever) but not being right at the tippy top of the famous ones who get hired by the most famous people.

I’m like the guy down the road who if you really want to get your portrait done by him you save up your pennies and go to him and he’ll do the best darn fucking job he can, because he’s a professional who invests himself in and takes pride in his work.

(via honey-andrevolution)

feeling sexy tonight

feeling sexy tonight

yourpersonalrainbow:

proudmoore:

deerleisure:

solondonnn:

newyorksjojo:

oohmrleo:

I don’t understand, why did you reblog a picture of a normal dude hanging out on the street

I hate how tumblr does this. Why do people think it’s okay to take pictures of random guys just because they’re “attractive” or whatever? That’s fucked up, and I guarantee if this were a woman instead of a man there would be outrage.
And I know sexism isn’t equal in that sense, but people have a right to privacy. Stop being so damn creepy, y’all.

Um I’m not sure if I’m mistaken but that is a picture of a guy dressed as a squid I believe

Wow that’s rude :/

So much for body positivity on this site smh.

OMG OCTODAD
YOU PEOPLE THIS IS THE MAIN CHARACTER FROM THE GREATEST GAME EVER.

Benedict Cumberbatch.

yourpersonalrainbow:

proudmoore:

deerleisure:

solondonnn:

newyorksjojo:

oohmrleo:

I don’t understand, why did you reblog a picture of a normal dude hanging out on the street

I hate how tumblr does this. Why do people think it’s okay to take pictures of random guys just because they’re “attractive” or whatever? That’s fucked up, and I guarantee if this were a woman instead of a man there would be outrage.

And I know sexism isn’t equal in that sense, but people have a right to privacy. Stop being so damn creepy, y’all.

Um I’m not sure if I’m mistaken but that is a picture of a guy dressed as a squid I believe

Wow that’s rude :/

So much for body positivity on this site smh.

OMG OCTODAD

YOU PEOPLE THIS IS THE MAIN CHARACTER FROM THE GREATEST GAME EVER.

Benedict Cumberbatch.

(Source: jeffknkgaming, via oh-myalphabet)

why has no one done this before? also better.

why has no one done this before? also better.

Classic.

Classic.