Drink Brandy Neat

sexy person seeks similar for sexy sex.

swagonmydick4000000000:

My kink is kinkshaming other people and I get off by kinkshaming others and if you get mad at me for kinkshaming that’s just you kinkshaming my kink which is kinkshaming, and I will just get off even more.

my kink is being kinkshamed hmu

(please don’t kinkshame me)

(Source: flip5600, via honey-andrevolution)

honey-andrevolution:

brandyneat:

In need of some work

I have work for you but no money

oh! what is it? i’m pretty flat out at the moment but looking for future projects, trying to make ends meet but v/ negotiable prices/trades etc are cool. 
(also I meant the saws are in need of some work, de-rusting and sharpening) 

honey-andrevolution:

brandyneat:

In need of some work

I have work for you but no money

oh! what is it? i’m pretty flat out at the moment but looking for future projects, trying to make ends meet but v/ negotiable prices/trades etc are cool. 

(also I meant the saws are in need of some work, de-rusting and sharpening) 

In need of some work

In need of some work

four teeth per inch baboon puncher

four teeth per inch baboon puncher

now I guess I’ll go piss on the fish.

—Academy Award winner Michael Douglass, War of the Roses

now I guess I’ll go piss on the fish.

—Academy Award winner Michael Douglass, War of the Roses

my natural state

my natural state