Drink Brandy Neat

honey-andrevolution:

New pheono graf. Relevant.

Excuse me… Miss… I don’t meant to interrupt, but my shoulder seems to have turned into a spider…

honey-andrevolution:

New pheono graf. Relevant.

Excuse me… Miss… I don’t meant to interrupt, but my shoulder seems to have turned into a spider…

how to cook at your parents place
1. drink their reisling
2. use the good halves of all of the capsicums, leave the other halves in the fridge.

how to cook at your parents place

1. drink their reisling

2. use the good halves of all of the capsicums, leave the other halves in the fridge.

thekingintheinnernorth:

when i first arrived in kyoto i ended up going to the fushimi inari shrine straight away and climbing to the very top of the hill because my first instinct when i get to a new city is to find high ground and assert my dominance

Β I do the opposite

i get drunk and drift downhill till i hit the waters edge

then i piss in the ocean/river.Β 

cyber-wytch:

brandyneat:

effiedee:

The biggest dog is the most catlike one. πŸŒΈπŸ•πŸŒΈ

hey i wanna meet your dogs

Come meet them tomorrow

should be able to do that, going out to fyshwick at 1:30 to get a quote for getting my thesis printed as a book catalogue for my show in oct, so after that, after 3ish maybe?

cyber-wytch:

brandyneat:

effiedee:

The biggest dog is the most catlike one. πŸŒΈπŸ•πŸŒΈ

hey i wanna meet your dogs

Come meet them tomorrow

should be able to do that, going out to fyshwick at 1:30 to get a quote for getting my thesis printed as a book catalogue for my show in oct, so after that, after 3ish maybe?

effiedee:

The biggest dog is the most catlike one. πŸŒΈπŸ•πŸŒΈ

hey i wanna meet your dogs

effiedee:

The biggest dog is the most catlike one. πŸŒΈπŸ•πŸŒΈ

hey i wanna meet your dogs

(via cyber-wytch)

cyber-wytch:

brandyneat:

cyber-wytch:

Watching a thing about people lining up to buy new iPhones and it makes me want to throw my phone in a river

gonna move out to the country and build a house with hand tools

Actually though. I’m increasingly afraid of what we are becoming. A commune actually sounds super appealing to me now.

yup coz i’m sure as heck not going to be able to fix anything. i wouldn’t last 5 minutes in politics.Β 

gonna put some holes in some things yeah

gonna put some holes in some things yeah

cyber-wytch:

Watching a thing about people lining up to buy new iPhones and it makes me want to throw my phone in a river

gonna move out to the country and build a house with hand tools

burgrs:

"as a straight male, i ppbppbpttt hhptpphhptpp hpbptpphptppthpbbphbh"

i don’t remember saying you could quote me

(via honey-andrevolution)

slept all day coz of gross sickness but now i cant sleep

slept all day coz of gross sickness but now i cant sleep