ugh them weird feelings turn them off
been house sitting for my aunt, things i’ve gotten in trouble for:
not eating the ham or the hot cross bun she left in the fridge
filling the kettle with tap water instead of filter water
sitting on her 90s ergonomic chair wrong
being a hipster who doesn’t want to market his art/hobbies
okay, so my aunt is a writer, and I am a drawer.
i was looking for something to draw with and found her lead pacer.
i’ve fucking fallen in love with it and how it draws.
can i steal it? or is that a dick move? who does the pencil have more value to?
a grown man of 27 (in a banana jumper). would you buy a car off of this man?
or would you think ‘fuck how did this guy even get a job as a used cars salesman?’