Drink Brandy Neat

ways to make money to make ends meet

-sell wooden spoons, pzzles, and wine racks

-sell drawings and catalogs at my upcoming shows

-who will pay me  $20 to drink this pickle brine?

thekingintheinnernorth:

Left: A. Gentileschi, Self-portrait as allegory of painting. Oil on canvas, 1638.
Right: S. Speechley, Selfie as allegory of wanking. Oil on board, 2014.

i did a bunch of (abstractish) drawings of me wanking but i cant remember where i put them. worried i left them somewhere someone might find them

The old wine bottle holder trick

The old wine bottle holder trick

Birthday boy

Birthday boy

made a puzzle for my cousin’s 5th b day present. he wont really get it at all but I’m hella happy with it

made a puzzle for my cousin’s 5th b day present. he wont really get it at all but I’m hella happy with it

5th b day present for my cousin, 7 piece puzzle, took about 4 hours

5th b day present for my cousin, 7 piece puzzle, took about 4 hours

Pieces…

Pieces…