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a grown man of 27 (in a banana jumper). would you buy a car off of this man? 
or would you think ‘fuck how did this guy even get a job as a used cars salesman?’

a grown man of 27 (in a banana jumper). would you buy a car off of this man?

or would you think ‘fuck how did this guy even get a job as a used cars salesman?’

sixpenceee:

Because you just need this gifset of Linda Blair having her demonic contacts inserted on the set of The Exorcist 

holy fucksticks i was scrolling down thinking it was a girl receiving medical treatment for some horrible infliction or violence.

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i played PISS against my aunt for 12 points because i couldn’t resist

i played PISS against my aunt for 12 points because i couldn’t resist

the gif lengths are slightly different so there’s a point in the loop where it looks like she’s just jumping into the next frame, but at the opposite point in the loop it looks like two different cuts in a narrative.

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you guys have no idea how much consideration goes into my artworks. they may look like 10 minutes of squiggling (which they are,) but they’re also hours and hours and hours of procrastinating, and research and planning, and internally rehearsing, and internally simulating, and angsting, and getting depressed about, and feeling anxious about, and more procrastinating goes into every project I do.

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why are there no posts about me on this 

this is an outrage

The lengths people will go to to amass images of themselves.

guys come to me i will do portraits of you in a contemporary art way.

it’s like a commissioned selfie by a professional selfie maker. literally like a modern day Durer, or Rembrandt, or Velazquez, but through to Freud, Bacon, or Hockney, or contemporaries like Jenny Saville or Ben Quilty, or Michael Landy (fuck i’m sorry it’s sorry mostly white men I just realized how few not-white-men artists i’m familiar with, and i am one, so fuck i’m really sorry).

I am to them what the lesser Da Vincis were to him. The guy in Rome trying his fucking darndest to keep up with da vinci and contributing a lot to the field, doing some amazing stuff (paintings or whatever) but not being right at the tippy top of the famous ones who get hired by the most famous people.

I’m like the guy down the road who if you really want to get your portrait done by him you save up your pennies and go to him and he’ll do the best darn fucking job he can, because he’s a professional who invests himself in and takes pride in his work.

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feeling sexy tonight

feeling sexy tonight